Sprinkles

Dear Internet,

Let me tell you about a great injustice.

My Mama took away my jar of sprinkles before I was done sprinkling them. I KNOW!

Do not listen to Mama. She said that my bowl up there had enough sprinkles. I do not believe that there is such a thing as enough sprinkles.

You see, Mama had to step away for a moment. And she thought that my jar of sprinkles was too far away for me to reach, but did you know that I have gotten a little taller lately?

So I was sprinkling my sprinkles when Mama came back and she made me stop. I did not approve. There was still half the sprinkles left! I was going to sprinkle them too.

Love,

Dibits

P.S. I did not even eat this yogurt.