Well, look no further, I, Elizabeth the Great, will be happy to help you. I am a certified clothes-picker-outer.
As long as what you want is the top shirt in the drawer!
My personal service also includes delivery!
And, I am willing to not wear pants, in order to make you feel more well dressed.
Where else can you get such lovely consulting for the low fee of only forty-five cookies (to be delivered to me when Mama and Dada are not looking)?
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