Fancy Party

Dear Internet,

It is I, Elizabeth, here to tell you about a Great Inequality.

Mama and Dada 'bandoned me! They got all dressed up and took some pictures.

"Mama?" I asked, "do I need to put on a dress with ruffles? I don't know that my jeans and Christmas tree t-shirt are fancy enough to match what you and Dada are wearing."

So I put on Dada's fancy shoes.

Then I let Dada take his picture with me.

Now, look at THIS picture. Do you see the problem?
Yes, I, Elizabeth the Great, am MISSING from that picture! I know! That is because Mama and Dada took me to Adam's house and LEFT ME THERE. Then they went to a party without me.

It ended up being okay though. I had a very fun time playing with my friend Adam and his cousin and his doggie and his kitty cat (especially his kitty cat). And Dada told me that the party was boring anyway and they didn't even have ice-a-cream and candles with their cakey.

So I will make Mama and Dada take me out to eat Thai food tonight, in repayment for their 'bandonment.

Love,

Elizabeth, Poor Abandoned Baby Who May Have Had Chicken Nuggets and Movies and Rode in Toy Cars